Useless Information lol

Subject: Useless Information lol Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:53 pm

I Got this email from my cos just posted it here so u all can get a little laught lol

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond? )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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Subject: Re: Useless Information lol Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:22 pm

i'm guessing those animal icons next to our horoscope icons are associated wit our age group

Subject: Re: Useless Information lol Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:27 pm

Yep the first one is normal zodic and the second one is the chinies zodic astrology. And yes its associated with your birthday.
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Yup useless info lol

Subject: Re: Useless Information lol Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:54 am

I Wish I Was A Lion With A Pig's Instinct..

Subject: Re: Useless Information lol Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:24 pm

That sounds ironical
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Subject: Re: Useless Information lol Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:32 pm

I wish my Principal had a brain like ostrich...
And i wish that the girl who sits nex to me in class was a star fish lol
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Subject: Re: Useless Information lol Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:11 am

Is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes
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Subject: Re: Useless Information lol Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:50 pm

Reindeer like to eat bananas.

Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

Subject: Re: Useless Information lol Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:25 pm

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
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Subject: Re: Useless Information lol Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:22 am

Rhinos cannot walk backwards. Thats y marc ecko or wateva he name is has a rhino 4 its logo to show a positive view of only moving forward.

Subject: Re: Useless Information lol Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:58 am

ripped from http://www.superlaugh.com/1/wfact.htm

More Wierd Facts: Did you know...

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. ****** keep that in mind

from http://www.sk8stuff.com/f_fun/wierd_facts.htm

Butterflies taste with their feet.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they ! do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. knew that lo Very Happy

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Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.. huh? knew that too Laughing

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

And, in case you're wondering, a duck's quack DOES echo...***** WAHT DE HELL WHO TO BELEIVE??? study

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
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Subject: Re: Useless Information lol Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:36 pm

HA HA THIS IS FUNNY!!! http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/insanelist/TheIdiocyofComputers.html

Subject: Re: Useless Information lol Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:05 pm

Damn I cant believe I in the 75%,steups
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